In the beginning, is that how I am supposed to start this whole thing? I have no idea anymore. I always thought blogging was a dying art form, and it probably is. But I figure I will give it a shot.
This is my blog! This is for me to rant and rave, bitch and moan, whine, and complain, but I also hope to get some laughs. Of course I am asking people who aren't there, and who are not reading, to laugh at the ramblings of a, most likely, clinincally insane 21 year old girl who has never kept a blog for longer than a week. But, THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
As I am writing this it is 2:35 pm. I am still in pajamas, in my bed, under the covers, at my home which is also my parents house. I am the shining example of growing up!! Well, maybe not. At least I had an actual breakfast! Well after I started the morning with a cookie that is, and by morning I mean that I actually woke up at 11:30. Okay, so I may not be the shining example of anything but laziness. But at least I am happy! Wait.... Nope! I am currently suffering depression.
It seems that I am contridicating and correcting everything I type. Well, that is kind of what this blog is for. I am hoping to kill some dreams and crush some butterflies! (I had to work in the title somehow) I will be talking about my life, which is the life of a middle hypochondriac. I will be attempting to Wow people with my hysterical life tales, and the stories I tell to make my friends laugh and shake their head. Most of my friends I am sure are shaking their head and thinking, why am I being told this story? So naturally I will be telling you these in very explicit detail.
Not everything will be funny, in fact a lot might be horrifying. But as I live in a world much like a sitcom, and a horror show, it is an interesting ride. I hope that those reading will stay with me on this up and down roller coaster, and I hope I can hang on as well.
See ya soon, folks!
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